It Costs $0.00 to Worry About Yourself Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Quote Shirt | Sarcastic Graphic Tee | Unisex Statement Shirt
Some advice really is priceless — and this one happens to cost $0.00.
The “It Costs $0.00 to Worry About Yourself” shirt is a bold, sarcastic reminder to mind your own business and save your energy. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dry humor, sharp wit, and saying a lot without saying too much.
Whether you’re wearing it casually, to work, or just to make a point, this tee does the talking for you.
✨ Great for:
• Sarcasm lovers
• Minimalist humor fans
• Anyone tired of unsolicited opinions
• Everyday wear or gifting
A clean, comfortable tee that carries a quiet reminder: worry doesn’t buy a thing. Lightweight ring-spun cotton sits softly against the skin while a simple, centered message makes a calm, confident statement. Wear it on slow mornings, during errands, or layered under a jacket when you need a gentle nudge to breathe. The classic crew neckline and straight fit keep the silhouette familiar and easy to style. Subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed color add honest texture. Ethically sourced cotton and reliable construction mean this shirt feels as good to wear as the thought it wears.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp front and sleeve designs; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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